They call me The Viking. This could have something to do with my smallish brain (as compared to my compatriots), or it could be due to my proclivity for pop star chanteuse music, my love of long-haired heroes who like to chop through the "bad guys" with a bloody sword, or because I use cutting-edge fashion to make me a better person...and fail.
But in all likelihood, it's because I have no real intrinsic writing talent. The fact that I've been published many times and been paid thousands of dollars so far is due only to the fact that my favorite saying when it comes to criticism of my writing is:
"Fuck y'all, I'm a viking."
Some people say: Never say die.
I say: Smile and act ignorant when anyone says you suck.
And then chop them with a sword.
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Yes but what do you do when people applaud your writing?
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I'm a Viking. I feel free to do whatever I want whenever I want.
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