Revised Bio: Aaron Brown

Actually...they call me Pathos. Whereas the Viking is allergic to guilt, I bathe in the stuff. I fester, stew, and tan in it. Take, for example, my last entry. I wrote it to be funny and to talk enough trash to inspire some feisty responses. Ever since then, I've felt bad. It's not that I thought Todd would realize every one of the nicknames I mentioned (Mosquito Nuts, Donkey Breath, etc.) was something I call him behind his back when I think of his three published books, his published stories, and the many thousands of dollars he's made, but more that the other writers, the delicate flowers in our literary window box, might find my extreme degree of superiority the slightest bit irritating. Of the seven trolls living in caves inside my brain, Superiority is not one of them. Instead, superiority is one of the many small gopher-like Ids who scamper about outside the caves, waiting to be eaten by the trolls. Apparently, Frank just got him.