I am still trying to figure out where we are going and what exactly our quest is. Call me a "fine print enthusiast", but what's going on here? I am very much up for a rescue mission, as long as there is bedroll sharing involved and this seems to be that kind of mission, but where are we headed? (Especially seeing as the object of our rescue has stated that he intends to be HERE by the middle of February.) Chris has us all packed, Todd is making everyone feel bad for not leaping in their viking ships and sailing forth at once, Aaron is just making everyone feel bad, and Morgen is making me feel turned on about the amounts of blood that could, concievably, be involved (this is much more exciting than the bedrolls, I have to say, especially as the blood could be connected to big, brilliant, bronzed men).
Where is the fine print?
Do I need to bring a bug zapper?
Bug spray?
Fly swatter?
Roll-on insect repellant?
What about a raincoat?
Where am I bringing these things?
Can I drive there on my lunch break?
Will there be alcohol flowing freely?
(If the answer to the last question is yes I don't actually need any of the other questions answered, and please disregard this entire post because the fine print will not matter.)
Les
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
When is there NOT alcohol flowing freely? Okay, maybe at your work. But when the Hammers unite, there is ALWAYS alcohol. What would a Hammer Quest be without it? Not very sparkly, that's for sure.
ReplyDelete